Triazolam and Bupropion Sustained Release

The role of the pharmacist is being touted as the key to success for the this new combination designed for the depressed insomniac. The triazolam portion will be immediate release for a rapid onset hypnotic effect to offset the stimulating effect of the bupropion. Patient counseling to reinforce the impoortance of taking this combo at bedtime is predicted to be crucial to prevent mass traffic accidents during the mornig rush hour in Los Angeles (where use is predicted to be particularly high). The brand name may turn out to be Ogdnapots® which is Stop and Go spelled backwards.

Disclaimer: In case you stumbled on this post without reading the intro, these drug combos are not real

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